Hatch_Stevens

November 14th, 2009

2009-08-28T16:36:19Z

Will be the highlight of my life. Union City, NJ. You all should be there and by you all I mean the 3 of you on my live journal even though Jess you'll be in Arizona, Lauren you'll be in Boston, but Brandon you'll be in the city so you should come.

Writer's Block: Fantasy Sports

2009-08-04T17:22:52Z

Imagine you manage a coven of baseball-playing vampires. The Cullen family is really strong this year and you want to bring in a ringer. Which currently active MLB baseball player do you sire?

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Which player can kill them and end this bullshit twilight for good.

Kelly Clarkson is a lesbo

2009-07-27T07:43:02Z

Lady Gaga is addicted to pain pills and ecstacy. Katy Perry is a slut because she is insecure. Miley Cyrus can suck a good dick. Carrie Underwood is a shallow bitch. Heidi Montag might be a fame whore but she's as real as it comes. Lauren Conrad is one of the smartest chicks in hollywood. Kim Kardashian has spectacular genes. Hilary Duff is wondering what happened to her career. Lindsay Lohan is a disgusting white trash trainreck. Britney Spears still aint right. Paris Hilton is the luckiest bitch ever. Audrina Patridge is one of the stupidest people in the world. Kristen Stewart bores people to tears. The Olsen twins need to be smacked back to reality. Jessica Biel is an asshole. Jessica Alba can't act. Scarlette Johansson is a pretenious stuck up woman who thinks shes better then everyone. Christina Aguilara has had her problems but shes making a decent life for herself. Fergie has a meth face and I give her respect for kicking her drug habbit. Gwen Steffani is that girl in high school who thought she was so cool and cutting edge but was really generic and stupid. Megan Fox is that girl in high school who was cool and cutting edge but was forced to hide a lot of it because she was in the "popular" crowd. Hayden Paniettere is the decently hot girl who was desperate to be the Queen Bee and fucked all the popular guys. Beyonce wants to be white. Lily Allen is that girl that can hold her liquor with any of the guys. Mischa Barton is that hot girl who went to college and came back 30 pounds heavier with a beer gut. Am I forgetting anyone?

Get on your a game papi

2009-07-07T06:55:28Z

Twitter is the new LJ much like facebook is the new my space

Song

2009-06-14T04:36:30Z

I'm usually more humble but I think I just wrote the deepest and most heart felt song ever. These are the lyrics.

Alright, here we go
Follow me now
Come on
Hit it
Everybody do your dance
Ain't nothing better than an all night jam (Oh! ha)
Are you ready for a little something new tonight (Oh yeah!)
I got a brand new stepping thing you are gonna like
Come on boys
Gotta do like I do
Just follow my lead
Everybody let's chill
Do the ice cream freeze
Strike your pose
Can you do the milkshake
Shake it shake it down low
Can you snow cone slide left to right
Put your hands in the air
We could party all night
Do the ice cream freeze
Strike your pose
Can you do the milkshake
Shake it shake it down low
Can you snow cone slide left to right
Put your hands in the air
We could party all night
Shake it shake it shake it shake it Shake it down low
Then do the ice cream freeze
All kind of stepping make you feel good (make you feel real good)
Triple step, butterfly, sugar foot (sugar sugar foot)
But, I'm coming with a new thing.
What you need? (That's right!)
Now everybody want to do the ice cream freeze (Whoohoo)
Come on boys
Gotta do like I do
Just follow my lead
Everybody let's chill
Do the ice cream freeze
Strike your pose
Then you do the milkshake
Shake it shake it down low
Do the snow cone slide left to right
Put your hands in the air
We could party all night
Do the ice cream freeze
Strike your pose
Then you do the milkshake
Shake it shake it down low
Do the snow cone slide left to right
Put your hands in the air
We could party all night (party all night)
Did I hear anyone say party? (party)
We're just getting started (woo!)
Wanna take it from the top
Will you know I will
Now everybody let's chill
Light, camera, freeze
Everybody let's go!
Do the ice cream freeze
Strike your pose
Then you do the milkshake
Shake it shake it down low
Do the snow cone slide left to right
Put your hands in the air
We could party all night
Do the ice cream freeze (hooo)
Strike your pose
Then you do the milkshake
Shake it shake it down low
Do the snow cone slide left to right
Put your hands in the air
We could party all night
(Do the ice cream freeze) Do the ice cream freeze
(Do the ice cream freeze) Then you do the milkshake
Shake it shake it shake it shake it shake it
(Do the snow cone slide) Do the snow cone slide
Put your hands in the air
Go Crazy
Everybody let's chill

Most underrated band ever

2009-06-08T15:13:24Z

A*Teens

srs look it up

Writer's Block: Wild Life

2009-04-29T01:01:02Z

How long could you survive on your own in the wild?

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Aproximitly 1 week 3 days 21 hours 7 minutes and 33 seconds

Total double standard

2009-03-24T21:10:37Z

How come when a girl bleeds out of her vagina for 5 days it's normal but when a guy does it it's weird?

hatch_stevens @ 2009-03-14T20:21:00

2009-03-15T00:28:43Z

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uncomterable

2009-02-13T02:54:10Z

god I feel so damn uncomterable right now. I hate my job and I hate the current situations I am in. I'm tired but can't sleep. I have to work early tomorrow and somehow fidn a ride and pout both of my checks in the bank. I also have tax issues with the subbing. idk things need to change fast.

I just don't know

2009-02-02T17:42:42Z

I just don't know what to say anymore. I know that like, I only have 3 friends on this but I don't give a fuck I feel I have to write this.

So basically ever since I graduated in May it has been the worst 9 months of my life. Everything just sucks and the solutions aren't really much better. I just don't understand how everything changes for the worse. I think it's a part of getting older. If that's the case then I don't understand why everyone wants to grow up. Actually I know the reasoning. It's because of that evil thing called money that can make or destroy our lives. We don't really want it but we need it. Whoever said money can't buy happiness is a fucking liar because if I became super rich today everything would be so much better and I would be over 9000 times happier.

Before i go off on more tangents though let me just talk about whats been happening these past 9 months. I've been the unhappiest I've ever been. The sad part is it's basically been a huge cycle of be fucking depressed, random small time frame of hope like things are about to get better, then some shit happens and it goes back to the start. I just don't understand. I'm really lost right now and I have no clue what to do. Sometimes I swear that things just work against me like it's some cruel joke. I just don't know anymore. I'm starting more and more to believe that this isn't just a small stretch of bad luck and that things are going to continue this way forever. I just can't really get too hopeful anymore because of the that have happened when I did get my hopes up.

Happy Holidays

2008-12-20T04:50:53Z

Hey everyone. Well it's that time of year already and it really snuck up on my this year. I don't know who knows this but sandwiched in between Christmas and New Years is my birthday. December 28th to be exact. Since I have been very busy recently and because I still have alot to do during this busy stretch, I will be putting this blog on hold until after January 1st 2009. I know I84 was suppose to be done and some of it is written but at this point it's better to delay it until after the holidays. Sorry Lauren but we'll be lit erotica celebrities soon enough. lol

Happy holidays

to Jess, Lauren, and Branden because

there my only 3 friends with a Live Journal atm lol

Technical problems

2008-12-16T07:14:00Z

Ok so I tryed to post 2 matches in my feud with Tone Bone on here but I'm a n00b to LJ and it came up wrong. I will work on this and try to bring you the matches.

To make up for it I have a special announcement. Right now I am scheduled to wrestle at an indoor show in Long Island on March 1st! more details as they come!

Welcome!

2008-12-14T04:34:59Z

Hello everyone and welcome to the official Hatch Stevens blog! This is the official place for all Hatch Stevens updates! I am using this resource to keep you up to date on all Hatch Stevens activities as well as including official person incites on occasion. Since your boy is officially makin moves, I feel that this is a necessary step. Well without any further stalling let me start with updates on some projects I got going on right now:

Professional Wrestling: Right now Hatch Stevens is the current MVW World Heavyweight Champion. I will post the match in which I won the title very soon. I will also look for the other two matches in the series and try to post them. My first title defense right now is scheduled for the first MVW show of the season Hardcore Heaven in March 2009. Tone Bone has won the money in the bank and is looking to win the title back. Poor delusional soul. ha ha. Anyways, it should be a good one and I also would like to add that I hope to wrestle sometime before that date. I will keep you updated of any Hatch appearances before then as well as keep you updated on any MVW/UWA news.

I84: as of right now I can't really say much about this project but I can assure you it will be out soon. Likely sometime next week. I will post one hint right now when i tell you that this story will not be safe for work!

Dansmom 7: Dansmom Takes Over the Universe: There is no timetable yet but I can tell you that the cast list is being finalized and we will be working on filming a trailer ASAP

Well that's it for now but add me as your friend on here and keep commenting and coming back for all your Hatch Stevens updates!